Tommy Walker, “Toad”, took a quick look over the edge of the ditch. “Coach is comin, Jack,’” he whispered to his friend as he struggled to pull up his pants.“Bugger!” Jack exclaimed, scrambling up from his knees and fumbling with his own attire. “Schedule must be off for sure. The bloody thing shouldn’t be along for another . . .” He glanced at the timepiece dangling from his waistcoat. “Half-an-hour, at least.”“Not to worry, love,” Tommy said. “We’ll finish up after they’ve gone by or those chaps with the pistols on the other side of the road have done their business with them. Don’t think I could keep it up if there was any shooting and yelling.”
April 2, 2012
April Fools Day Daftfics 6 – Toad in the Hole by Marti Johnson
Posted by charliecochrane under april fools day1 Comment
April 2, 2012 at 9:47 am
They should try living in Brooklyn!
I love this vision of the poor coach trying to get through a bottleneck of highwaymen and lovers!