This article pays homage to a place where sense of fashion coicides with uncompromising rugby; Stade Francais, the team which sneers at suggestions of effeminacy. Any players who can go into a rolling maul wearing this kit
Normally rugby teams huff and puff onto the pitch looking incredibly butch and rugged, wearing this sort of shirt.
Sensible, isn’t it? The nearest the English teams get to exotic are the wonderful old Harlequins strip
although an honourable (or is that dishonourable?) mention should be made for the Gloucester kit of a couple of seasons back, the side panels of which seemed inspired either by Liz Hurley’s infamous safety pin dress or some sort of bondage theme.
So it’s across the channel we must go to encounter the truly daring kit, the shirts which only a real man could get away with wearing.
Now it has to be said that Stade isn’t without its share of pulchritude, which adds to the general pleasure and means that the Cochrane household is filled with shouts of joy when it’s a Heineken Cup weekend and “Stade are on the box!”
I mean, who wouldn’t want to spend a couple of hours in the televisual company of these guys?
Imagine them in this kit and it gets even better. This season they have excelled themselves, opting for a home strip which features Andy Warhol type images of Blanche de Castille, the wife of Louis VIII.
No, your eyes don’t deceive you.
Pretty, eh?
Other sports please take note: wearing pink makes a man neither gay nor effeminate. Try spouting that argument in a Paris bar after the match…
November 27, 2008 at 1:15 pm
Of course this is the best kind of pink any rugby player should wear.
November 27, 2008 at 1:16 pm
Of course this is the BEST kind of pink…
November 27, 2008 at 1:22 pm
Typical. I manage to write the article without a single mention of DDS…
I’m trying to remember that guy’s name but I keep getting distracted!
November 27, 2008 at 2:53 pm
Erastes: Lowering the tone since the 1960’s.
November 27, 2008 at 7:53 pm
That fleur-de-lys one is far more gorgeous than my Christmas party top! But if they don’t want to send me one of those, I’ll take the calender in compensation 😉
November 27, 2008 at 9:15 pm
Alex
Unfortunately the material these things are made from is a hideous lycra blend, not ‘proper’ shirt material at all. 😦
Get thee to ebay for the calendar…
Charlie
November 28, 2008 at 6:51 am
Clever! The montage of images is meant to distract the guys on the opposing team, right? They’d look like an animated cartoon.
Nice legs, too… but those shirts really grab the eye.
November 28, 2008 at 11:10 am
Lee
I think the idea behind the shirts is to rile the commentators! I think once they get into action, you notice the faces less than you used to notice the pink flowers.
The legs – now they ARE distracting. 🙂
Charlie
November 28, 2008 at 3:01 pm
The legs – now they ARE distracting.
They are indeed!
November 28, 2008 at 4:04 pm
Jeanne
You must start to follow your own team, The Eagles. Some lovely pins there, as well.
Charlie
November 28, 2008 at 7:38 pm
You should see his underwear…a pink thong that holds only his…ahem…have a good day….;)))
Mick
Mykola Dementiuk
November 28, 2008 at 10:30 pm
Mick
Alas, rugby players tend to wear very sensible undies…
Charlie
November 28, 2008 at 10:48 pm
I am so not into American football. Now swimming, figure skating (quiet!)
I actually used to watch the televised Irish football and hurling games years ago when we lived in New York. Nothing like a bunch of Irishman with long, wooden sticks. :~D
November 29, 2008 at 4:22 pm
Jeanne
To clear up any confusion with American ‘football’ which isn’t any form of football, The Eagles are the US rugby team and regularly qualify for the World Cup. Nice lads.
Charlie
November 29, 2008 at 6:57 pm
Thanks, Charlie. We also have a football team called the Phildelphia Eagles. Glad to know that more than one flock fly around here.
And I so agree with you re. American football. I so prefer to see naked beautiful legs when I watch men crash together!
December 8, 2008 at 5:49 pm
*very amused* Clearly by limiting my uniform-watching to the parade of nations during the Olympics is cramping my appreciation of sporting fashions. Bravo, my dear Charlie, for opening my eyes to this deficiency. *grin*
December 8, 2008 at 10:37 pm
Meg
I am glad to be able to perform this small service.
They were playing at the weekend. At one point we had a marvellous shot of someone’s shorts – half down – and a magnificent derriere…
Charlie